letters are our friends
"Condemned to the use of words, we can never
expect mathematical certainty from our language."
-Justice Thurgood Marshall
they said it
i collect words
agog, crwth, cwm, facetious, hajj, hemidemisemiquaver, lacuna,
jejune, jipijapa, jollily, maxixe, parenthesization, premorse,
premortified, punctilious, shibboleth, sphygmomanometer, uglify
a special class of words
pre·mor·ti·fy v \pri-'mort-*-.fi\
1. to destroy the strength, vitality,
or functioning of, in
advance 2. (Cap.) to induct into my family
pre·morse adj, n pl \pri-'mo(*)rs\
1. terminated abruptly but irregularly
as if bitten off
2. (Cap.) my family, collectively (often preceded by
snag a ram
Rename his proper job. (bjp)
He's torn major viper. (tjp)
I'm rich envelope maker. (kmp)
I'm the rude, junior apple. (pjp)
No major fresh prince. (jfp)
Oh livid lava djinn! (jdv)
The evil, infernal redneck. (fvh)
I deform harsh projects. (jcf)
She's a drunk, inane monster. (kso)
I freeze purple lion. (lfp)
Rogues hunt OK madman. (mhm)
Stifle is an anagram of itself.
the logical poem
Thirty days hath September
April, June, and no wonder
All the rest eat peanut butter
She drives the Buick
Which number is larger, 9 or 3?
watch your mouth
"I'd like the chicken with cashew nuts without the cashew nuts." - Jason
"It's not like something has to be water to be cold." - Mark
"All numbers are binary. We just usually write them in decimal." - BJ
"I'd forget my name if I didn't use it for a couple of years." - BJ
"Why is it that my life is riddled with half-palindromes?" - BJ
"I think I think, therefore I am ... I think ...." - BJ
» Fred said "Edit it," and Ed edited it.
» I would've had to have had a hat.
» Naan bread is not non-bread, it's
bread. Non-bread is not naan bread, it's non-bread. Non-bread is
non-bread and naan bread is naan bread.
» So, if it is an ox by my ax, do we
go on by it, or do we go up to it, so as to do it in?
Empire in the sky
Its people are at unrest
Action is taken