letters are our friends
"Condemned to the use of words, we can never
expect mathematical certainty from our language."
                          -Justice Thurgood Marshall

they said it
hard: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2
soft: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o

i collect words
agog, crwth, cwm, facetious, hajj, hemidemisemiquaver, lacuna, jejune, jipijapa, jollily, maxixe, parenthesization, premorse, premortified, punctilious, shibboleth, sphygmomanometer, uglify

a special class of words
hypermetamorphoses, paroemiographer, peremptoriness, postremogeniture, precontemporaneous, predemonstrate, preimportance, premonstratensis, premorbidness, premorse, premortified, preremorse, presophomore, protemporaneous

pre·mor·ti·fy v \pri-'mort-*-.fi\ 1. to destroy the strength, vitality,
or functioning of, in advance 2. (Cap.) to induct into my family

pre·morse adj, n pl \pri-'mo(*)rs\ 1. terminated abruptly but irregularly
as if bitten off 2. (Cap.) my family, collectively (often preceded by da)

snag a ram
family
Rename his proper job. (bjp)
He's torn major viper. (tjp)
I'm rich envelope maker. (kmp)
I'm the rude, junior apple. (pjp)
No major fresh prince. (jfp)

Oh livid lava djinn! (jdv)

friends
The evil, infernal redneck. (fvh)
I deform harsh projects. (jcf)
She's a drunk, inane monster. (kso)
I freeze purple lion. (lfp)
Rogues hunt OK madman. (mhm)

anagram genius

shakespeare

Stifle is an anagram of itself.

the logical poem
Thirty days hath September
April, June, and no wonder
All the rest eat peanut butter
Except Grandmother
She drives the Buick
-unknown

semantics
Which number is larger, 9 or 3?

watch your mouth
"I'd like the chicken with cashew nuts without the cashew nuts." - Jason
"It's not like something has to be water to be cold." - Mark
"All numbers are binary. We just usually write them in decimal." - BJ
"I'd forget my name if I didn't use it for a couple of years." - BJ
"Why is it that my life is riddled with half-palindromes?" - BJ
"I think I think, therefore I am ... I think ...." - BJ

prof quotes

stupid sentences
» Fred said "Edit it," and Ed edited it.
» I would've had to have had a hat.
» Naan bread is not non-bread, it's bread. Non-bread is not naan bread, it's non-bread. Non-bread is non-bread and naan bread is naan bread.
» So, if it is an ox by my ax, do we go on by it, or do we go up to it, so as to do it in?

high coup
Empire in the sky
Its people are at unrest
Action is taken

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